Zumba Convention 2010 - The Countdown!!

Play this as you visit the Zumba Convention 2010 website. Get your tickets early. Here's what you'll miss out on if you don't go:

Talking Pilates

Many people have asked me for my opinion on Pilates. Well I will be blunt. It looks like a load of crap to me. I've never seen a great body that's been built by Pilates. The stupid contraptions like the Pilates Chair and other weirdo machines, (which look better suited to S&M and B&D activities), are just plain retarded.

Hawaii Chair - Plus Extras!

This is good. With the optional orifice penetrators, what more do you want in your office environment to keep staff happy!? Call for more information. We'll help for custom fittings.

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3 Minute Legs - A 3 Minute Miracle

A great video with very few fatties included (as it should be). I may need to talk to Danoz Direct and take a few off their hands.

The ABDoer Twist

A case of AbDonter. My humour is killing me. My friend the Knuckle would destroy this in about 3 seconds.

Pajama Jeans - I need some of these!

I love how Americans say "pah-jammers". I'm sold just on that! (Thank you to the Big Galoot for pointing me to Pajama Jeans).

The Shake Weight - Amazing New Workout Technique

How Isodor missed this one is beyond me. The amazing Shake Weight. Get yours today:

Calling for a BAN on all Abdominal Machines

The facts are people that all abdominal machines are useless. Unlike Zumba which has great benefits for a great body and lifestyle, all these "machines" do nothing.

Unless you are a fat sedentary lifestyle person, you do have abs! You don't need a machine or hours of ab exercise to see them. Just get off your fat lazy arse and lose fat and they will appear! Save your money and get into Zumba or just exercise and lose fat!

I have to also ask WTF is Pilates?

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From @The_Knuckle: Is there anything better than KFC?

On pure chicken analysis alone, NO....NOTHING!!!

At Roselands shopping centre, they do some good fried chicken but it is just a poor substitute.

I worked at KFC when I was young and am privy to 2 of the secret herbs and spices - salt and pepper.

Oportos is cool. Nandos is a ripoff - selling Quail size "chickens" in my opinion. The Portuguese Chicken Shop in Petersham (Sydney, Australia) across the road from the old Roller Rink is awesome!

BUT, KFC wins overall!

Thanks for coming........

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